ladies and gentleman, welcome to my profile



mousefag:

btw if u like v/a/c/c/u/m/i/n/g all the puppy dogys fucking hate u

jestergal:

king-dra:

im watching a speedrun of some dumb “backrooms” game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

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The guy from that one "How people that like almond milk look at you when they get you to try drinking it" meme; a low res photo of a black male with a strange but joyous expression, his arms crossed.ALT

the youtube monsters they added to the backrooms watching me drink almond water

imlizy:

“fanart of him fucking mccree isnt lore” is like foundational text for the modern hater

mrnargle:

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whenever my program freezes

memorycycle:

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️